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underscores – My guy (Corporate shuffle) Lyrics

underscores My guy Corporate shuffle Lyrics

Your hubby’s quite the little pushover
Does he ask you to push him over in bed?
And did you hear about that robbery?
He looked so fishy when I saw him at the supermarket
And Martha still won’t join the PTA
I mean, like, don’t you even care about your kids?
You can’t trust the local dermatologist
Ugh, he really overdid her fillers

She really oughta see my guy
I mean it
My guy
I mean it
My guy
I mean it
My guy

She really oughta see my guy
I mean it
My guy
I mean it
My guy
I mean it
My guy

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When I was twelve years old
What is wrong with you?
Now everybody wants to ruin my life
Get the fuck out of here, get out!
And did you hear about that robbery?
To be honest, I can’t believe y’all didn’t see it coming
I’m not some gullible ideologue
I hate everyone equivalently
Samantha says I need a therapist
Why don’t you worry about yourself?

Don’t get too comfortable, my guy
I mean it
My guy
I mean it
My guy
I mean it
My guy

Don’t get too comfortable, my guy
I mean it
My guy
I mean it
My guy
I mean it
My guy

Won’t you wrap me around, wrap me around?
Won’t you wrap me around, wrap me around?
Won’t you wrap me around, wrap me around?
Won’t you wrap me around, wrap me around?

Have I told you about my theory yet?
It proves we might be more alike than you think
And did you hear about that robbery?
I can’t imagine how his wife and kids are dealing with it
My sister tells me that you’ll never learn
I think you’re way more complicated than that
She likes to call me an apologist
But I know exactly what I am

And you’ll always be my guy
I mean it
My guy
I mean it
My guy
I mean it
My guy

And you’ll always be my guy
I mean it
My guy
I mean it
My guy
I mean it
My guy

And you’ll always be my guy
I mean it
My guy
I mean it
My guy
I mean it
My guy

And you’ll always be my guy
I mean it
My guy
I mean it
My guy
I mean it
My guy